The Rules Of Femininity! Lesson 3

In today's installment of, The Artistry of Femininity, we learn, that a lady never reveals her age.  I'm not sure why we don't reveal it, but, apparently; I've been unladylike for a long time.  I have two friends, who will not reveal their true age; not even to me.

Being coy is not a strong suit of mine.  I guess it's time to practice.  A lady doesn't have to reveal things about herself that she doesn't wish eg:  Is that your hair?  Are those your real nails?  Is that your real eye color?  The nerve!

We live in an age that doesn't stand for discretion.  Being a lady means, having the courage to politely shut the interlopers down.  With a smile, of course!