The Blonde Effect

I recently decided that I needed to be a blonde.  I call it my "one third-life crisis" hair.  One woman I know, said, that when she went blonde; she seemed more approachable to others. 

I was hesistant to believe that until today.  I am getting more genuinely, pleasant smiles, and hello's than ever.  So let me get this straight.  I have missed out on the effect of blonde all my life?!  I'm wringing my hands with delight in my new found powers. 

I will try to use these blonde powers for good and not evil.  But, who knows?