Who needs men, when you can have chocolate!

I love chocolate!  I don't care if it's cake, pie, ice cream, or lozenges.  I once found a little chocolate shop that had chocolate covered bacon!  All that delicious, artery clogging bacon, was enrobed in a dark, velvety chocolate.  It sounds weird.  It tastes amazing.  The salty smokiness of the bacon is a perfect foil for the slight bitterness of the dark chocolate. 

Now, darlings, when I say I love chocolate; I do not mean Hershey!  No offense intended, but when I need a chocolate rush; I go for the good stuff.  I love to go to Godiva and get a little ballotin of chocolates.  Godiva is so rich, I only need one, or two; which is great for my thighs!

Sometimes, I'll go get my favorite frozen treat in the world; frozen custard from Culvers.  If you go get something that is delicious, and sinfully decadent; you don't need alot.  Rule number #8782379: Don't settle, with men, or; with chocolate.  Love ya!